My Ancient Roman Invention

I have a couple buddies who are a lot smarter than I am, and we got into a conversation the other day about how the ancient Romans were able to build aqueducts that were miles long, with lots of hills and valleys in the way, and know that the bottom end was going to be just enough lower than the top end to make the water flow nicely.

Turns out they did it by measuring in baby steps, sighting along a level plane at a measuring stick, a bit further up or down the grade. Kind of like this:

In order to shoot a perfectly horizontal line, they needed a tool, so to help them out, I set about inventing one. The first thing that came to mind was of course water, which is always level (found out later that they did have one tool that involved sighting over a pan of water, but I didn't know that and besides, I think mine is more elegant..)

Gary's Ancient Leveling Transit

Here's my prototype:

Since I didn't have an assistant, I propped a measuring stick up at a slightly different elevation and taped yardsticks to it.

First, I calibrated the stick by placing it right next to the transit and marking it at the same height as the nail points.  Due to uneven density of the wood, one point was a little higher than the other when I spun it around to check against the first mark, so I added a Roman coin (actually a washer) to balance it out.

Sorry, bad picture, but the stick is in my left hand and you can make out the marks and the washer if you squint.

Here you can see that the water is level, even though my tripod is not.

First attempt was a little shaky in a slight breeze, so I attempted to steady it with my fingers.

Maybe what was needed was a more viscous pool, like mercury (Wikipedia says the Romans had it), or perhaps olive oil?  I was too cheap to try that, so made a batch of Roman gravy, with flour, butter, water, a bit of milk and a dash of Mediterranean sea salt (because why wouldn't you?)

Even more effective was a couple of movable stops I attached to the bowl, just kissing the floating beam to keep it from moving in the wind.

If I had an assistant (a trusted slave) he could slide his finger down the yardstick until I told him he was lined up with my nail points, and one of us would record the rise (XVIII inches in this case).

The top of the blue tape on the stick is the "reference"- the same height as my nail points

When we laid out my house, we used a fancy expensive laser version, but the principle was the same, and my brilliant engineer buddy assures me that accurate elevation surveying, including over long distances, is still done in roughly the old Roman way, one sight at a time, inch-worming over hill and dale.

Oh, and Bigfoot was back today, hopefully dining on some of my delicious gophers.

Air Conditioner.. Just in Time for Winter!

When I decided to air condition this off-the-grid house, I felt I needed to take it easy on my electrical system and installed a "mini-split' unit in the living room instead of central air.

It does a pretty good job on most of the house, but sometimes doesn't quite make it all the way to the bedroom at the other end of the house.

So I bought a little window unit on Craigslist for 40 bucks and stuck it in the bedroom window.

Unfortunately, I had to block off the only window in the room, so this was not a good solution.

Time to bite the bullet and chop a hole in my lovely wall...

A little framing...

A little plaster work...

 

Bedside remote

And we're in business!

Wired it up outside...

 

Until it's needed, the AC will hide behind a picture of a big oak tree.  I made the frame from some ancient fence boards.

While I was in a framing mood, I added a bonus picture to the living room.

Thanks to Merrily for the pictures!